Cardi raps off beat for almost three minutes, proving once again why she is Lol i didn’t even catch it the first time I heard the song, I was in the car one day like “hold on what??” May 12, 2023 路 Here are 20 funny rap lyrics guaranteed to put a smile on your face and brighten your day. The Internet's Busiest Music Nerd's Subreddit! What is objectively the worst rap lyric of all time. Tonight’s the night night Let’s live it up I got my money Let’s spend it up go out and smash it let go o' my guard Jump off that sofa Let’s get get up. ”. And my diamonds come from Tokyo, yoin yoin yoin Power high come from Tokyo, I call 'em ching choing - Kodak. What Mumble Rappers think. "First off, fuck your bitch and the click you claim/Westside when we ride, come equipped with game Sep 2, 2011 路 The proof is in our list of the 25 Most WTF Lil Wayne Lyrics. Over time, as you learn more and more of their songs, the flow will become cemented in your head and you will be able to rap like them or very similar. Rock lyrics are usually just filler, and normally center around broad nonsense- whereas rap lyrics are more varied and serve as the centerpiece of the entire song. Album: Blackout!. I get what he’s doing lyrically but Jesus Christ. There are songs (Within you, without you) that are questioning big concepts about life, faith, etc. That day based god shed a single tear and fucked my bitch. You know Jay had to try this one at least once, given his wife's background. Believe me when we're done, that ass, gonna be leakin. The way you see mumble rap is the same as a lot of people saw jazz in the 20s. A. Kodak seems to shit his pants often. "You're a child of destiny. Putting a bunch of random words won't make for a melody that actually sounds good, it doesn't matter if it's in Korean, Japanese, English, or Spanish. I've heard rap songs that have really good, meaningful lyrics and rock songs that have really stupid dumb lyrics, and vice versa. Welcome to r/Music! We stand united against Reddit's recent policy changes. it started out good but BREAST CANCER. took me 2 seconds to find lyrics to one of Lil Uzi Verts songs. . Rap has just gone further than any of these. I'm so on it. The best lyric ever wrote is "One for the money, two for the better green. Yes, we done come a long way like them slim-ass cigarettes. I guess for a second I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. It's hard to choose one favorite, so here's 10 of 'em: "Bullets ain't racial, kid, they only hate you. It paid no attention to me and continued to play the shitty song. In fact, not even Rick Ross could. In addition to music, K-Pop has grown into a popular subculture, resulting in widespread interest in the fashion and style of Korean idol groups and singers. I never loose so u know we never fucken. ADMIN MOD. I don’t like bumping this part of the song in my car cuz I drive a Corolla and I don’t need my car hearing negative things about it gettin smashed up馃槗. On the song, Tupac delivered brutal lyrics aimed at Diddy, Mobb Deep, Junior M. Just listened. K-Pop (Korean popular music) is a musical genre consisting of pop, dance, electropop, hiphop, rock, R&B, and electronic music originating in South Korea. Slaughter your circulatory like leukemia. Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground shit and it's the white boy that—. “On stage, lookin like a ton of midgets”. “I’m surrounded by M&M’s Ex: I can understand all of some Drake songs on the first listen, but I still don’t know half of what Eminem’s saying in the fast part of Rap God. This goes for any artist. 33M subscribers in the Music community. It’s either there or Dealey Plaza. • 2 yr. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. excuse me, pardon As I syncronize with the analyzed Upcomin' vibes the session, Let there be a lession, question You carry protection Or will your heart go on Like Celine Dion - Karma Chameleon Cause we all got at least one question, and we all got at least one answer too! That one Blondie song about the damn aliens that is STILL getting airplay, if you want to count that as rap "Go out to the parking lot And you get in your car and you drive real far And you drive all night and then you see a light And it comes right down and lands on the ground And out comes a man from Mars And you try to run but he's got a gun And he shoots you dead and he eats your head Judging by the comments in this thread, Lil Yachty seems to be a lyrical genius. But I think a lot of being "too cryptic" is just based on the listener. 3,4 Methylenedioxymethamphetamine" by MF Doom. Make you scream in pleasure and pain. r/Music — Reddit’s #1 Music Community — “Life is a song, love is the music. Also, in the original version of Jodeci Freestyle -. How ever you want it, you can get it tonight, hoe, and all night, hoe. Image via Complex Original. He really wrote that down and decided to say it on stage. A lot of Aesop Rock's most cryptic lyrics are references to stuff that's obscure to most people. Pop is the worst genre ever and deserves all the hate. People like Lil Baby are absolutely disgraceful, if you can even call that dude a musician. 3. I got codeine in my cup, you can bet your ass I'm sipping. If big l got the AIDS every cutie in the city got it. 960K subscribers in the hiphop101 community. And I still don't understand it. I guess he means this whole Lil Wayne thing going on right now. samhowe__. Fucking my dog, after eating the guts of my frog. They often speak fast, and have multiple people speaking over each other. Edit: Wayne did say something stupid on Dr. Cause we all got at least one question, and we all got at least one answer too! MembersOnline. thyme_cardamom. 'Go check the numbers dummy. I'ma blame my A&R. You know how to ball, I know Aristotle. I don't think it's that bad. The song lyrics to I Gotta Feeling are even more nonsensical with their use of Mozoltov particularly hilarious. However, his newer stuff isn't really rap, so I'll throw out I Got It From My Mama. But not enough loot to last me to the end of the week. Mainly because the SATs aren't scored that way. It's a rap song and he just has a lyric "she blow that dick like a cello" He replied with, paraphrased, "hold up. Beat That Pussy Up Emmett Till. Brandon DiCamillo from CKY. Depends how you define deep- there are songs (Visions of Johanna springs to mind) that are 'deep,' but which deal with small details of a particular life. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, "Hey man. •. [Chorus] Cody LaRae (Cody LaRae) He had a break (He had a break) He's findin' out That nobody gives a fuck (Oh) I did my job (I did my job) I paid my dues (I paid my dues) Love is for fools 'Cause Ooooh I'm on it. From Virginia, this ain't gon' stop, so we just gon' continue. 9. Cause I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else. BIG PAPER - DJ Khaled and Cardi B. ago • Edited 2 yr. Its stupid. One NBA playoff game and this plays about 100 times. “Baby girl I want that camel-toe just like Aladdin”. But " It's the classic Acid bass, It's made of bass and Acid" - Really? Water is wet, the wheel is round and the acid bass is made out of bass and acid. Groupies fall in love, I'm like bitch you must be tripping. Lil Wayne is retiring from the game because Birdman is a cock. 20. “Around the World” by Red Hot Chili Peppers I know, I know for sure Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang Award. Pull molley all in her champagne she ain’t even know it, I took her home and enjoyed that she ain’t even know it - Rick Ross. Award. My favourite sentence is: "I've got so many clothes I keep some at my aunt's house" This is simultaneously the worst lyrics and one of the most hilarious freestyle raps I've ever heard. Song: Tyler, the Creator “Tron Nah, Wayne couldn't say something THAT stupid on his worst day. “I wanna fuck all these lil bitches like R Kelly”. I mean, it depends. Techno is the worst genre ever and deserves all the hate. Fucked her in her mouth and I bought the bitch a gift, BASED GOD. Country is the worst genre ever and deserves all the hate. Before anyone says anything, I did not know a cello was not a woodwind instrument. Upvoted. Uh, don't be so sensitive. [deleted] • 2 yr. Cole, 2014. When I park my Range Rover Slightly scratch your Corolla Okay, I smashed your Corolla. F. " 24 votes, 83 comments. Uh, I'm the shit, I need some toilet paper - Kodak. Jan 3, 2022 路 Of course, no one can forget about Tupac Shakur ’s 1996 scathing diss track " Hit 'Em Up ," featuring The Outlawz. I'm generally bad at lyrics but rap especially is difficult. The production isn't even that bad, but the vocals and lyrics are so bad, I'm convinced it's a joke. - Tyler, the Creator. It is just so good but it is overdone. Listen to tons and tons of different artists, rappers and singers (R&B singers work great for me, personally - Jeremih has some great rhyme schemes and flow). Never thought I would hate a commercial so much. Idk it isn't that funny but Mac Miller on Loud. and a special shoutout to all the n****s with AIDS, peace. " -Kool G Rap. --- June… itsrockysingh. If you were to take the pitches of any rap song and play them with per say a piano it would sound awful at best boring. G. Rap is objectively the worst genre of music. This video explains it better. "I'll keep it 300, like the Romans"- Kanye. The entirity song has all sorts of confusing lines, especially there infamous: "And I got herGrocery bag. You ever heard of Rectal damage. That's when I can't hold my shit within, so I shit on myself. Song: Q-Tip "Vivrant Thing" (1999) By the time he dropped "Vivrant Thing," Q-Tip wasn't a great rapper by any stretch, but sweet Bonita Applebum are there some Nov 13, 2014 路 Yeah, that seems like a totally fair trade. "My sleep is interrupted by food on the stove. Cringe or nonsensical lyrics can work if you incorporate it well with the rest of the Chorus - “I want yo vagina, I want yo vagina, I just want that cake, girl be my Rihanna”. Ohh that's what kind of bird he is. ” The lyrics go like this: *"Selectors on ya radio play us 'Cause we're friendly for ozone But that's not all so hold on Tight, as I rock the mic right Oh. Rap seems to want to do the opposite. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. When I was young at this, I used to do my thing hard // Robbing foreigners, take they wallets, they jewels and rip they green cards // Dipped to the projects, flashing my quick cash // And got my first piece of ass, smoking blunts with hash // Now it's all about cash in abundance // Niggas I used to run with is rich or doing years in the We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Stray Kids' Han Under Fire For Pre We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. Biggie's opening lines are among the best hip-hop has ever seen, but this one from "Me & My B---h" is one of his weaker lines. Even if you could call the beats that he raps to, music, the dude doesn't make them or produce his songs & has multiple songwriters credited on each song. I actually got angry when I first heard this line and shouted at the radio. He rhymed round with round and down with down many times in the same song. Get the Reddit app Scan this QR code to download the app now. He doesn't even rap like that. Mainly I hate the melody. Rappers tend to use a different cadence than I'm used to, and they pronounce words differently and drop syllables. And ghastly ramage. That place is now a pretty heavily attended civil rights museum which makes the lyrics all the more bizarre. From the unintelligible to the just plain weird, these are concrete proof that when Wayne opens his mouth, kooky shit follows. of 25. And nobody ever said shit. 43. " -AZ. e. Sike Suck my dick, you fuckin' suck, bitch Suck my dick, you fuckin' suck, man (bih) I hope that your heart get hit by a semi-truck (bih) Suck my dick, you fuckin' suck, man. We know you're in the front seat, you just said you were riding shotgun. “He wrote that down and then said it”’is hilarious to me. What are the most ridiculous or funny rap lyrics you know. Big L “if I catch AIDS I’m a start rapin’ bitches”. “Camel-toe, camel-toe, baby girl bring me that camel-toe”. New comments cannot 44M subscribers in the AskReddit community. It’s called horrorcore lol. What is Mumble Rap? All you need to know is that it is about drugs, sex, violence, and depression. is pretty bad haha. 28 votes, 15 comments. And then tried breaking it down lol. It's weird. • 22 hr. Can't recall the lyrics, but I remember Riley Reid's rap song being the worst shit ever Little T. Straight up fucking squeaking. Cause we Lil Wayne-The only time I will depend is when I'm 70 years old. The issue is when the lyrics doesn't flow well, i. 16. You have to see each song as a metaphorical battlefield on which "winning" is defined in terms of how well you attack/defend, how much ingenuity you throw into your rhymes. Such is life. it affects the melodies sung or rapped and weakens them. Haha 'Big Sean makes dad joke rap'. Not that they are comparible imo, but the idea of 'vibes' as opposed to the 'meaningful' lyrics of their folk music/marches of the preceeding decades. DrHook94. Got me wondering what other tracks have weirdly disturbing lyrics are out there. Here are a few picks: Nas' verse on Life's A Bitch: . Or whatever That Line Was. It's funny I suppose but that doesn't make it good imo. But probably the worst bars that I've ever heard from Jay. “She blow my dick like a cello” - Lil Yachty “Sweet like cinnamon” - Migos “Rule nombre uno…” - Biggie “I can double my density from 360 degrees to 720 instantly” - Canibus there are some really bad lyrics like that stupid rap - r*pe one ; but personally , the most funny + disappointing :- Aaya Lil Wayne mere sapne me raat ko Aur bola maine baat best rapper alive hain Yeah Tuu best rapper alive hain Yeah ruined such a good song edit :- this is from dhoop chhaon ( ikka's part ) Worst Lyrics: Lil Wayne VS Big Sean | DEHH feat: The Rap Critic. If I got that booty for a weekend. If you get the reference, it's great. “I’m the shit, baby girl, so I got stains in my drawers”. Finna make that booty squirt. Yes, it still sucks. EDIT: i also forgot to mention how most of this music has been autotuned to death. I've never been able to understand rap lyrics. I got techniques drippin of my butt cheeks, sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets. Go to hiphop101. I look like Tim McGraw with the bitches on my farm Had to set the bitch alarm, you gon fuck me in the morn'. The fact that it's a line in general why did Yachty's team let that slide 馃槶馃槶 they don't care for that man, cuz ain't no way he thought that was it. It's a double entendre, referring to a popular kids poem, and has 3 internal rhymes. The worst. “He want a freak, pussy pink, breast cancer” - a City Girl. Strange timing for this video though. These are found all over the world, in every culture. Try to get a bit more uniformity in your writing's meter - amount and types of syllables (whether long or short) are important, especially when beginning to rap properly. I fuck around and get hardcore, C-4 to ya door, no beef no more. 32M subscribers in the Music community. This song makes me appreciate the "commercial break" image I see for a lot of the local market commercials. From his debut album Tha Block Is Hot all the way up to Tha Carter IV, we’ve logged the very best instances of Wayne’s lyrical insanity. -Eminem, 2017. It's bad, but I've heard worse. Future Poet Laureate. 4. "Got a style sick as hell, sicker than sickle cell anemia. Like, i wouldnt even call it rap, because theyre just talking in monotone to a shitty beat. Jul 31, 2022 路 Recently, Reddit user u/Sam_21000 asked, "What’s the dumbest lyrics in history?" and uh, if you like rap or countrysome of these may be hot takes. Mar 7, 2018 路 Song: "Blackout" (1999). "I'm like a fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary" - Kanye West, "Good Morning". Furthermore, some phrases are due to the rhyming the rappers do. Scream and Shout is the single worst song I've heard of the new decade, of any genre. Ik fantanos got a video on this, but he only showed a couple submissions and I wanna see what the general consensus of the worst bars of time are. Como Te Llama - YSL Records. Mimic and copy his flow, sing along to his verses, memorize the lyrics and play the songs over and over again. Nothing creative that is just it. Please kill me now. 5. We would like to show you a description here but the site won’t allow us. 19. both best and worst: Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is. Showoff’s pulverize for me is the funniest and worst thing I’ve ever heard. I. "My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I’m sorry) I had to eat it, Eating a virgin’s cherry, then I’m gonna laugh at you Carrie”. The worst would have to be Lil Durk's "See, my lil daughter bad as hell Not only would it be financially dumb for him to have that much cash sitting in his checking account instead of in a low risk hedge fund, banks only insure $500k of that, and with taxes he would have to had made around $100-150m within the past 2 years for that to be plausible and this is all without spending a dime on luxuries. Okay yeah, I just gave it a listen F. Pause, maybe that line was too far. I've got: “Fuck a Sizzler steak; my steaks, they sizzle Ate, boom boom, my ace boon coon Shake, bake, skate, vroom vroom (We gettin money nigga) 7 to 8, zoom zoom, boom boom tune Fore I get like that boom boom room (I’m gettin money nigga) Wrecks ‘n effects: ‘Zoom What is the dumbest rap lyrics you ever heard? Dads of Reddit, if you don't golf, drink, or grill, what are some father's day gifts you would like to receive? I posted these lyrics to the best rap lyrics thread and got no love. Just a little joke to show how homophobic you are'. -J. I love a good rap, but we all know there are some straight brain-dead lyrics. r/hiphop101. Think you might enjoy the first 30s. kar1m. A bunch of surface level punchlines that's just kind of thrown together. Was never sure why people got so butthurt about this lyrics when he mentioned him way earlier on drought 3 Swizzy: “Beating up ya block yea I get my Emmett Till on”. My brain represses the silly lyrics I hear, but I think it would be fun to have all the worst ones in one place, to laugh at. I know that we’ll have a ball if we get down and go out and just lose it all. Certain chords sound good making you happy. And everything in between. ago. Jayked22. “It was crazy. He makes some of the worst music I've ever heard. “Rape a pregnant b***h and tell my friends I had a threesome. Which is why I want to know if you agree I got all these hoes “coming” (get it) for me cuz I’m tall I got all these hoes running from me cuz my dick is small I got my phone in my left and I’m jerkin with my right A Reddit post with 54 random rap bars that are meant to be more of an artistic expression than a coherent song. They're definetly up there. Mumble/SoundCloud Rap is mostly just for hype music. Someone should report this to the Office of Redundancy Department. Dec 20, 2020 路 Jay Z: 'Glory'. Fuck off and stop trying to gate-keep music. You're my child with the child from Destiny's Child". , Chino XL and the late Notorious B. I’m the shit I’m fartin I don’t know how to potty - Kodak black. Ree789. T. Let's hear the dumbest, funniest lyrics I know this as I was listening to a biographical documentary on Netflix while chopping trees in minecraft VR on my oculus Go. "Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back, you see that hairy asshole" - Pimp C. I feel stressed out I wanna let it go Lets go way out spaced out and losing all control. Mar 12, 2019 路 Lyric : "When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick/You look so good, huh, I suck on your daddy's d--k. Image via Nov 11, 2016 路 Image via Complex Original. I always laugh at that, just the thought of telling a groupie, bitch you must be trippinggg. I barely ever understand every word in a song no matter what genre. I got real high—I took a Xanny bar, smoked some weed”. 1 on your SATs no matter how smoked out your brain was. Most people will group all new age “Crooning” hip hop as “mumble rap”. [DISCUSSION] What were the corniest bars of this decade? Here’s a few that comes to my mind: “I'm hot, dog, catch up to me nigga”. Isn’t the “anklet” he’s talking about the ones you wear when you’re on house arrest? 14 votes, 64 comments. '. Pitbull is the very worst. There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my burglar alarm starts ringing. Mar 27, 2013 路 Song: "Suck It Or Not" (2006) Shouts out to sturdy chins. Yachty gets off on voyeurism, sacrilege, and 1960s history and culture. Reply reply. "Hey how you doin, I just wanna know your name" for 4 minutes straight. " Yes, this was a nod to Richard Pryor. Ctrl+F 'Tom Waits'. But if not, it's just fun rhyming words at best or gibberish at worst. Luckily, he realized how silly it sounds and never tried it again. Bitch!, I'mma make it hurt. 47M subscribers in the AskReddit community. . [deleted] •. Jon Super / Getty Images. “I’m Quagmire I fuck hoes, my cashflow I “giggity-get” it”. In one of those Genius "Behind the Lyrics" they brought this line up. In order to be able to deal with rap lyrics, you have to understand all this. Probably not the absolute dumbest, but it’s the first ones which come to mind. If it don't move your feet, then, I don't eat, so we like neck-to-neck. beat the pussy up one is way worse because it’s vulgar and disrespectful. You're the child of my destiny. 1. Mumble rap is popular because it's accessible to young people who want a 'vibe. "Swing your partner round and round End of the night, it's going down One more shot, another round End of the night, it's going down Swing your partner round and round End of the night, it's going down-" etc What is the dumbest rap name? : r/hiphop101. I only hear her music forcibly when it's playing in stores and I feel like I'm being clockwork oranged. Or check it out in the app stores What are the dumbest rap lyrics? Locked post. Reply. “Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea”. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. "I get more a*s Wariorocks24. D Nanny. All of this being said, I like artists who can really really spit, this years XXL was hot water trash minus two of the artists. Okay, first of all, you couldn't possibly score a 1. I live by the beat like you live check-to-check. Black people freaking invented music. He made the beat on the spot. He was wrong twice 馃槀. Mumble is good but it has garbage lyrics with the fire beat. M. It was on at the gym the other day and holy fucking shit, there was nothing about it that was even remotely likable. I feel like his style is supposed to be sorta corny bars but with crazy flow. Music is simply noises that make your brain feel happy it's listening to good sounding stuff. Also, half the time they just make up words to substitute for lyrics. "illuminati take my mind, soul, and my body" - tupac. to be fair, some phrases simply sound better and do not seem as weird in Korean - J-Hope's alphabet rap sounds impactful in Korean, J-Hope's raps have weird interjections because his style is playful, and most of Suga's lyrics is considered "witty" by Korean standards. Also lil Wayne “yes I’m the shit, gotta defecate to conversate”. It happens in every genre of music when the new wave of artists come up and turn the dials in different directions. It is overdone that we can see right through mumble rappers. • 5 yr. I can't even decipher the shit ass lyrics. If you want to get fucked in the ass that's between you and whoever else's dick it is. Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto. Please, that isn't even their dumbest song. Soul train - YBN Nahmir. Carter though. I’m sure it’ll take me just as long to find lyrics along those lines for all those different artists you just listed. fs sb fq ik az ab qg xs qh ll